undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(via laurenrey)

Killed a huge ass spider that was on the top of my door frame using hairspray and a book. thank you aqua net extra super hold for being a good way to get spiders to climb down to the floor without putting me in danger of being jumped on. 

trickstarcrow:

when someone you really like unfollows you

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(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

(Source: narvaezs)

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

(via beautyofthebicorn)

anthropologyof:

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen. 

(Source: infinitenap)

(Source: poyzn, via ethorne94)

jimkirkism:

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slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren 

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

slythwolf:

psyducked:

cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren 

u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made

(Source: thwomps, via sherlocksviolincase)

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting home and you’ve only just walked in the door and  your favorite character comes running from the back room and throws you against the wall, kissing you hard

(via sherlocksviolincase)