sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via missghostmuffin)

xlikegold:

bootsnblossoms:

femininefreak:

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

Wanna see my cry like a baby? Ask me who these women were.

Hughes’ father was beaten nearly to death by the KKK when she was a kid, and what does she do? Become an activist to try and stop that from happening to other people. She raised money to bail civil rights protesters out of jail. She helped women get out of abusive situations by providing shelter for them until they got on their feet. She founded an agency that helped women get to work without having to leave their children alone, because childcare in the 1970s? Not really a thing. In fact, a famous feminist line in the 70s was “every housewife is one man away from welfare.”

Then she teamed up with Steinman to found the Women’s Action Alliance, which created the first battered women’s shelters in history. They attacked women’s rights issues through boots on the ground activism, problem solving, and communication. They stomped over barriers of race and class to meet women where they were: mostly mothers who wanted better for themselves and their children.

These are women are who I always wanted to be.

Let’s not forget that these ladies are STILL out there grinding on the front lines for feminism.

(via missghostmuffin)

kateordie:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

kateordie:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

(via cooknut)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via jessthatawesome)

Literally I will wear heels and have a giant smirk for the rest of the evening cause I am finally the tall one in the relationship. 

Literally I will wear heels and have a giant smirk for the rest of the evening cause I am finally the tall one in the relationship. 

(Source: katara, via airheadearthbender)

whyisitsolate:

You must swear on this honors code IN CURSIVE that you will not talk about any of the test questions on the Internet or we will DESTROY your test.

whyisitsolate:

You must swear on this honors code IN CURSIVE that you will not talk about any of the test questions on the Internet or we will DESTROY your test.

(via jessthatawesome)

alicehopewalker:

theenglishangel:

cotille:

SPACE FUCKS ME UP

This is terrifying and glorious and the same time.

omfg click them

(Source: firstgingerdoctor, via cooknut)

cabinpressurecountdown:

65 DAYS ‘TIL ZURICH!
All right, no cheating, here’s a mini quiz: in which episode did Martin mention today’s number?

cabinpressurecountdown:

65 DAYS ‘TIL ZURICH!

All right, no cheating, here’s a mini quiz: in which episode did Martin mention today’s number?